The Mismatch Game

A young man and woman shopping at Target, standing in the decorative pillow aisle:
"It's gotta be ugly and not match."
"What about this?'
"Yeah, it's great! It's ugly and it doesn't match!!!"
They were as thrilled as when I find things that match. But somehow I always had a sneaking suspicion that it takes the same amount of time and money to purposely look mismatched.